Eve’s Eulogy Touched Lexi in More Ways Than One!

Eve, who became this season’s psycho (and she seemed so normal 3 weeks ago!), shows up uninvited at Peter and Amanda’s funeral.  Here’s what she had to say:

Eve:  Oh, sit down, Michael. This won't take long. It won't, ok. Hey! Well, what can you say about a woman who let me spend 15 years in prison for something she did? She robbed me of my life, she stole my boyfriend, my husband. Oh, and about that husband. Boy, did he turn out to be a sick simpering lapdog or what? Oh, you can all pretend to be sad. But me? I'm glad. Hell, I am thrilled. May they both rot in hell.

Lexi:  Ok, Eve, that's enough!

Eve:  Lexi. You always wanted Peter all over you. [She grabs the urn with Peter's ashes in it.] Well, here he is! [Eve scatters the ashes all over Lexi's head, shoulders, and breasts.] He's all over you now. Woo hoo. Woo! Hoo!

Cop:  Look lady, the funeral's over.

Eve:  Hey, hey, you can't touch me. Don't! Wait! I'm a cheerleader! You guys, stop it! I'm a cheerleader!

Lexi:  Ugghhhhh!

Eve:  I'm a cheerleader!

Rena Sofer as Eve Cleary, Jamie Luner as Lexi Sterling, Dan Riley as Cop.

A Cheerleader Turned Prostitute? Never!

I wonder just how many have taken the plunge to the wild side?  At least Eve’s found some companionship while she does her time.

Cell Mate:  You know, I use to be a cheerleader too.

Eve:   Really? That great. Because you see, I have always relied... on the kindness of cheerleaders.

Tammy Tavares as Cell Mate (Hooker), Rena Sofer as Eve Cleary.